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RANT 'N' RAVE

Movie Mania

Movie Mania

Illustration by Marie

So it hits the fan but someone has to do it.

Have you ever had this experience: You're in the theatre enjoying a comedy when something hilarious causes you to spontaneously erupt into unbridled laughter, followed by a fit of extreme embarrassment as you suddenly realize you are the only one in the whole theatre who cackled at the scene.

Well, it has happened to me and I know it has happened to some of you too because I've heard you. From some far off corner of the theatre I hear an explosive burst of laughter from a lone individual and I can't help but think "What is that person's problem?" So my question is "What's going on?" While I have just used all of my lung power in this latest roar of laughter I don't even hear a giggle or a chuckle anywhere in the whole place. I mean, isn't that one of the big reasons we still go to theatres, so we can join in the crowd? I could stay home and pop in a video but sometimes I enjoy hearing other people in merriment. I can deal with the one or two second delay as the rest of the crowd finishes reading the subtitles and then begins to laugh. It's just the times when no one else in the whole place laughs (besides that other annoying foreigner in the far off corner) that bothers me.

I know it must be something to do with the subtitles but how do you turn something hilarious into something that is not funny at all? Is that one of the job requirements? Do they intentionally hire people with no sense of humor to do subtitles? I know the Japanese have a sense of humor. I see them laughing at my local izakaya all the time. Japanese television is full of silly behavior and if I don't count the morning trains, I see people smiling a lot.

So what gives? Until this problem gets sorted out I suggest all of us prone to bothersome explosions of laughter sit together the next time we go to the theatre. We could have our own section: "All those prone to loud noise please be kindly and sit in the far off corner." That way we would probably feel less embarrassed and could actually enjoy the movie a lot more. I would just feel sorry for anyone sitting near us.

Many thanks to contributor Milton Combs for this Rant.

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RANTS AND RAVES:
349: Life in the cycle lane
Playing chicken with a ladybike
348: Daisuki na Tokyo
Tokyo's my favorite!
347: Nihongo dake!
Why am I not fluent in Japanese yet?
346: People make the city
The beauty of Tokyo's people
345: Cross Training
Commuting by train in Tokyo
344: Yellow Line Fever
A guide for the blind... and a pain in the neck
343: Welcome to Tokyo
What did you bring me?
342: Positive thinking
Three reasons why we love Japan
341: I'm a rounder...
Veterans of Japan vs. Japan rookies
340: Discard your bank cards
The labour of replacing lost bank cards
339: Shoganai...
It can't be helped
338: Respect your environment
Poluution problem in Tokyo
337: Strike Three - You're Enlightened
How omiyage ruins a vacation
336: Missing manners
No manners outside of Japan
335: Goodbye jitensha
Is stealing bikes a popular pastime in Japan?
334: War of the Words
English borrows from other languages too!
333: ENGLISH ONLY, please
Don't bother writing your name in Japanese
332: A menu carved in stone
No special requests for lunch!
331: The Zen of Looking Busy
The art behind faking work
330: Lyrical Phlegm
Japan's spitting dilemma
329: Rock harder, Japan
Big, bad and ugly concerts
328: Noise Deficiency
The unrelenting quiet that is not Japan
327: Chopstick Diplomat
Constant questioning = constant answering
326: Game over
Cutting off the game for regular scheduled program
325: Grown pains
The hooligan behavior of middle-aged salarymen
324: The Price of Fame
Young teen actors light up on-screen
323: A Customary Affair
The universal language of consumerism
322: Robber barons
JR steals from the rich.. and the poor
321: Tegami Or Not Tegami
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320: The Garbage Men
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319: Holidaze
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318: Box your ears
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317: The winter of my discontent
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316: The Bells
Going insane from bells and voices
315: The Big Tokyo Trash Mystery
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314: The Kamikaze Spirit
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313: Movie Mania
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312: Geek parade
What's going on with gaijin men?
311: Gleaming gomi
Rinse it out before you throw it out
310: Lower Mathematics
Teaching practical mathematical equations
309: Escalator clots
Blocking the flow of escalator traffic
308: Sky's the limit
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307: Bring on the studmuffins
Thanks to the "Men looking for women"
306: Burning Rubber
Narrowly averting bicycle collisions
305: Fishy Business
The sushi wasn't dead
304: The Invisible Gaijin
When gaijins collide
303: Talk work only
The Japanese perception of idleness
302: From kotatsu, with love
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300: Why 2K?
The millennium bug ain't no big deal

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