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RANT 'N' RAVE

The Big Tokyo Trash Mystery


The Big Tokyo Trash Mystery
Illustration by Francois Amoretti

Tokyo. Where else in the world can you find a city that is so clean and that at the same time has so few trash cans? It doesn't seem possible.

Say you go to the convenience store to buy an obento. After consuming your meal you end up with the following trash inventory: One plastic shopping bag, one plastic top and one bottom tray to the obento, two chopsticks, one paper wrapping for the chopsticks, one toothpick and its paper wrapper, that funny green, serrated plastic stuff that separates certain foods and looks like grass, one foil cup for the oshinko (pickled radish), one wet towelette and its plastic outer wrapper and one receipt. That's 13 items and that's a lot of trash for one trip to the combini.

Now go looking for a trash can. You will not find one. You may find a standing ash can for cigarette butts (it will be full and smoking like an incense burner on steroids), or even some of those recycling bins that have specifically shaped entry holes, but of course you would never put unauthorized trash in there-would you?

So let's review. Tokyo. Lots of trash. No trash cans. No litter on the streets.

In order to solve this mystery, I did some checking around. Based on my exhaustive investigative efforts leaving no stone unturned, I was finally able to determine where all the trash goes. And if you are one of the thousands of bicyclists in Tokyo who park their bicycles on the Tokyo sidewalks (illegally - receiving threatening yellow tags attached to your handlebars) during the day I am here to stand up and say "thank you." For it seems that all of Tokyo's mystery trash is ending up in your bicycle baskets. So next time you are in need of a trash can, just head for the nearest unaccompanied bicycle and deposit your gomi freely and unashamedly where it belongs - in the black mesh basket on the front of the handlebars.

In a way, it seems all too fair. There's a shortage of legal areas to park bicycles. So, riders break the rules by parking their bicycles in unauthorized areas. Instead of getting a fine or getting their bicycles impounded, they earn the right to park by being punished with the duty of busing Tokyo's trash out of the city. Something tells me an office full of city planners spent some serious time figuring out this scheme.

The Tokyo trash mystery is solved. Now you know.

Many thanks to sleuth Craig Briggs for this Rant.

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348: Daisuki na Tokyo
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347: Nihongo dake!
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346: People make the city
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345: Cross Training
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344: Yellow Line Fever
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343: Welcome to Tokyo
What did you bring me?
342: Positive thinking
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341: I'm a rounder...
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340: Discard your bank cards
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339: Shoganai...
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338: Respect your environment
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337: Strike Three - You're Enlightened
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336: Missing manners
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335: Goodbye jitensha
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334: War of the Words
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333: ENGLISH ONLY, please
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332: A menu carved in stone
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331: The Zen of Looking Busy
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330: Lyrical Phlegm
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329: Rock harder, Japan
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328: Noise Deficiency
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327: Chopstick Diplomat
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326: Game over
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325: Grown pains
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324: The Price of Fame
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323: A Customary Affair
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322: Robber barons
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321: Tegami Or Not Tegami
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320: The Garbage Men
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319: Holidaze
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318: Box your ears
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317: The winter of my discontent
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316: The Bells
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315: The Big Tokyo Trash Mystery
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307: Bring on the studmuffins
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