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Dale
DALE BRETLIERTON/
GAS TECHNICIAN AND MASSEUR
My chopsticks are great for eating okonomiyaki. My girlfriend, Miho, is the smallest thing I can pick up with my chopsticks. An embarrassing chopstick moment? Well, let' just say it mainly required surgical intervention and Vaseline.
Kitanaga
KITANAGA SHIGEO/
WHO KNOWS
Chopsticks are good for just about everything. I use them for rice, ramen and yakisoba, just to name a few. A sesame seed is the tiniest thing I can pick up with my chopsticks. My most embarrassing chopstick moment? While I was eating sashimi, I dropped the same fish in soy sauce six times before it actually made it into my mouth. Good things come to those who wait!
Hijiri

HIJIRI/
TAP DANCER
I'm eating Hiroshima-yaki with my chopsticks. I think that shredded seaweed, is the smallest food that my chopsticks can handle. My most embarrassing chopstick moment was not being able to use them when I was a kid! I wasn't allowed to eat the school lunch until I could use my chopsticks correctly.

Chop till you drop
Photos by Beezer

Whether adept or inept, we've all been complimented on our chopstick skills at one time or another. Love 'em or leave 'em, you're sure to need 'em whilst dining in Tokyo. Whether you're adept at the art of eating, or just plain clutzy, chopsticks are tools worth tackling. So, big, small, messy or neat, forego the fork and take a stab at whatever is on your plate. This week, our roving reporter gets the shtick on your sticks: What are you eating with your chopsticks and what's the smallest thing you can pick up? And exactly what kind of embarrassment have they brought your way?


Matt

MATT/
LAYABOUT
I'm eating yakisoba with my chopsticks. My apartment is without a doubt the smallest thing I can pick up with my chopsticks, and I would say that the trickiest food to eat with chopsticks is tofu. What's embarrassing? Being better than the locals!



Kato Yulo
KATO YULO/
WAITRESS
I'm using my chopsticks to eat yakisoba with a sunny side up egg on top. Chopsticks are good for even the smallest of foods, like sesame seeds! I'm a bit embarrassed because I can't hold my chopsticks correctly, and people are always telling me the right way to use them.

TOKYO TALK:
349: Media circus
Cirque du Soleil
348: Like owner, like pet
Who is that cute and cuddly thing!?
347: State your case
Brief chats with briefcase owners
346: Party animals
Tokyo Classified's Monster Monday Madness
345: Game plan
The joys of video game arcades
344: Go about your business
Immigration office is the place to go
343: Put a cork in it
Wining and dining with the right vintage
342: Sound Advice
What sort of headphones are you listening through?
341: Cinema Paradiso
It's reel time again
340: Pack it in
Cool and convenient, backpacks are IN!
339: Keep your pants on
Keepin' your pants up with belts
338: Festival feasting
Chowing down matsuri foods
337: Getting the blues
Jeans - in style for 150 years
336: Free wheelin'
Motorcycles are the only way to go
335: Child's Play
Spotlight on the younger set
334: Splish Splash
Sun worshippers and water babies
333: Love Story
Amourous advice
332: Cool it!
What cool thing do you enjoy when the weather heats up?
331: Chain Reaction
What do you adorn your nape with?
330: Sandal-icious
Look at those wonderful sandla-covered feet!
329: Groovy goatees
The furry friends of Tokyo
328: Bed & Breakfast
Busy people still love their breakfast!
327: Party On!
TC's summer fiesta
326: Heat Waves
Microwave or not to microwave?
325: Park it here
What better way to pass the days than in the park?
324: Up close and personal
Personal organizers, the next best thing to a committed spouse
323: Don't leave home without it
What are your meishi like?
322: Tickled pink
Got a penchant for pink?
321: To dye for
What color is your hair today?
320: In the bag
Talking about shopping bags
319: Sneakin' around
Tokyoites comfortable sneakers
318: Hell for leather
The material of choice for material boys and girls
317: Holy Smoke
Cigars are out of the closet
316: Surf's Up!
Moving on the information highway
315: Channel hopping
Glued to the tube? Describe your TV
314: Black is beautiful
Black is back as the King of colors
313: Read all about it
Newspapers or snoozepapers?
312: By the Board
Are you game for darts?
311: Home from home
Favorite furniture
310: Party animals!
Tokyo Classified 6th Birthday Party
309: Chop till you drop
Worth trackling tools to eat
308: Ringleaders
Finger-lickin' fabulous rings
307: Dreadheadz
More than a style, it's a way of life!
306: Orange Bounty
Bright is right! Orange for the new millennium
305: Fruit cakes
Share your berry tales
304: City scribblers
Has your pen got the write stuff?
303: A vine time
Vino is in vogue
302: Board stupid
Going by boardbike
300: Play for time
A new year, a new you

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